around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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