you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
