I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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