fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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