she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i now understand why vodka
how drunk are you?
Several
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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