using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Shame is for Republicans.
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