I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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