You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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