And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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