hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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