I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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