apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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