there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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