How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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