Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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