if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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