Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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