Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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