Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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