Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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