FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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