I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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