Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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