Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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