listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
So squirting runs in the family.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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