Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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