: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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