Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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