im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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