ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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