girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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