I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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