glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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