"it" just moved
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Found your dick twin last night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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