I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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