That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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