go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize