actually, I'm a sock model
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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