Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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