Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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