Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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