So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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