so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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