So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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