I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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