just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
