just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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