Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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