Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
BRING THE BAGELS
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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