normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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