I think I am morally bankrupt
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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