When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
