Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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